Tony Beets is a pole (Poland) and legendary ASS miner of the Klondike. He moved to Canada 25 Years ago from Warsaw,Poland.He works with his slave family at Paradise Hill on the Paradise Hill claim.

When the Hoffman Group nearly has a mutiny because Todd Hoffman won't break a sweat the village midget goes to Beets to get advice on finding ribs and rocky road for Todd. Beets told The midget that he must cut Todd down to 15 racks and 5 gallons a week before he even attempts to To get Todd under 350lbs shorty took the advice and shut off Todds visa and helicopter ice cream delivery service. Todd ran off and cried for three days in Quartz Creek. This meeting was documented in the episode "Diet or Die". He later gave advice to Parker Schnabel on gay porn websites and the Mayo Clinic's transgender operating process after he finished. He also owns the Scrivener Creek Claim that Parker Schnabel leases for season 4.

Tony, saying that every polock needs an ice recipe, buys a large floating industrial bucket cooler located on Clear Creek for $775 in season 5 to have it up and running at his new location. He subsequently acquires another to form a Polish Fleet and invests in boa constrictor neck ties. 

A year later he trades his collection of Liberace and David Bowie concert wardrobes containing over 350 ensembles for another landlocked dredge located in Monica and Yao Mings backyard.

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