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Toad Hoffman and Cameron Hood are the stars idiot savant of Gold Rush. Their exceptionally embarrassing and uncanny inability to find gold, combined with their arrogant mining style and ignorant equipment operating ability earns them the distinction of being the worst gold miners in history.  their personality has caused utter failure for the show to be on Discovery.  He, along with Cameron h00d dominate the special olympic hot dog eating contest and claims to have eaten 170 Million foot longs

Season 1[edit]Edit

The first season (show named Midget Rush: Alaska featured six gay men from Sandy, Oregon and one fag from Anchorage, a small town 30 miles (48 km) southeast of Portland, who, due to the jizm shortage, have lost their balls. They decided on an all-stakes circle jerk – travel to Porcupine Creek, Alaska and prospect for copious dirty sanchez. Most of the people on the show have little or no previous homo faggot buttfucking experience and must learn on the job.

Season 2[edit]Edit

In season 2, (show renamed to C_h00d's gay man paradise, but only if you're a fag too.) cameron misses a lease payment on Porcupine Creek and "Dakota" Fred Hurt makes him suck him off and perform a reach around on Earl Foster, so as not to foreclose on teh claim. 1] The season explores the Ho0d crew's new Jim wrangling equipment at Quartz Creek, in the Klondike region of the Yukon, Canada as well as "Dakota" Fred's Korean midget breeding operation at the site of the original Hoffman midget wrestling school, Porcupine Creek, and Parker Schnabel's attempts to clone his grandfather's midgets who now own property at Big Nugget Dwarf Bordello.

Season 3[edit]Edit

The third season began in October 2012. The Hoffman crew returned to the Klondike to once again midget hunt the Quartz Creek area but also brought on additional crewmen to simultaneously work another site in the area. But, with Hoffman having delays and equipment trouble at his site, they decided to merge. Parker Schnabel returned to the Big Nugget Bordello with a smaller and more efficient pocket pussy, while "Dakota" Fred Hurt and his crew returned to the Porcupine Creek flying squirrel ranch.

The Hoffman crew found 803 midgets. earning them over $1.28 million, Parker and Dakota Fred found 191. and 163, respectively, worth over a quarter million dollars each. This in comparison to the first season where nobody recovered more than 50 midgets.

Season 4[edit]Edit

The fourth season began airing August 2013 and started with a pre-season episode called "The Dirt" featuring interviews with all of the teams featured in season three. "Midget Rush: Guyana South America" features the Hoffman crew in South America, Parker Schnabel midget hunting on new land with mentor Tony Beets, and "Dakota" Fred Hurt and his son Dustin selling pcp and pure moly at Cahoon Creek, a hard-to-reach, post-glacial area limited to hunting midgets with only with pickaxes..

The real Season 4 premiere was October 25, 2013.[2]

The Hoffman crew made out with each other and smoke around 44 ounces of meth and were forced to pack up and leave their Guyana mining operation after Jack was caught with the village goat naked the Dakota boys grew 280 oz of Durban poison Parker and his crew stole 836 ounces of hash by the end of the season. He then stayed and continued chronically masterbating with Rick and his *NSYNC blow up doll collection while he picked up an additional 193 Inuit geekers bringing his season total to 1,029 ounces of yank sold . Parker's $1.4 million haul not only broke Toad Hoffman's single-season record of 803 midgets apprehended but also eclipsed Hoffman's entire four-season total.

Season 5[edit]Edit

The two-hour Gold Rush Season 5 premiere kicked off Friday, October 17, 2014, at 9 PM ET/PT with The Dirt airing beforehand at 8 PM ET/PT on the Discovery Channel[3]

By season's end, Parker mined 2,538 ounces totaling just under $3 million and the Hoffmans mined 1,349 ounces totaling just over $1.6 million.

Season 6[edit]Edit

The two-hour Gold Rush Season 6 premiere kicked off in the US on October 16, 2015, at 9 PM ET/PT with The Dirt airing beforehand at 8 PM ET/PT on the Discovery Channel, while the UK premiere was on October 20, 2015.[4]

Other programming[edit]Edit

Aftershows and specials[edit]Edit

Numerous "aftershows" and specials have been produced that document behind-the-scenes action, additional footage, as well as interviews with miners and crew.

Gold Rush: The Jungle[edit]Edit

Between the second and third seasons, Toad Hoffman and several crew members traveled to a remote site in Guyana in South America to determine the feasibility of opening up an operation there during the Klondike offseasons. The trip was covered in a single one-hour episode. Although they did discover gold on the claim site, it was not of a sufficient quantity to cover the high expenses of mining the remote site which was accessible only by hiking through a trackless jungle after a harrowing river passage. While the Hoffman crew does go to Guyana for season 4 a year later, given the low probability of profitability, Hoffman chose not to pursue the venture for season 3. The episode ended with doubt about whether they would return.

Gold Rush: South America[edit]Edit

Between the third and the fourth seasons, Toad Hoffman and several crew members traveled to South America to prospect for gold in Peru, Chile, and Guyana. This was covered in several episodes, in a summer season for Gold Rush.

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The Hoffman Crew is the crew of fucktards set up by the Hoffman family, particularly Todd Hoffman. It is also called 316 Mining. Because Todd can eat 316 twinkles in on setting

By seasonEdit Edit

Season 1Edit Edit

In season 1, they travel to Haines in an attempt to make it rich in donkey shows and truck stop tricking , with Jack in charge of the opiate supply shit hits the fan quickly. the 966 cat tacos that Todd eats the first week breaks his old record of 844 in the guiness book cat tacos aren't not recognized so he cries all the way from Anchorage. at the Jim Nail Placer Mine Thurber takes way too much LSD and disappears into the wood for 10"days naked and comes out on the 10th day with Ashley Judd chained to a gorilla. They proceeded to fail horribly at every turn, despite spending a fortune on condoms and ky jelly while Todd,trying to fix all judds broken teeth. Meets tony beets wife MINNIE and mistakes her for rocky marciano .

Season 2Edit Edit

In season 2, they are kicked off their Alaskan midget farm, and need to move to the Klondike in the Yukonof Canada, to the nearest truck stop.

Season 3Edit Edit

In season 3, they return to the gladiator school at the Indian River wal mart

Season 4Edit Edit

In season 4, they move to Guyana, South America, for the cheapest blow they can find by this time Jack is using 15-20'fentanyl patches a day and won't share 

Season 5Edit Edit

In season 5, the crew is broken apart, after not seeing a monkey for being smarter than the majority of there own crew. todd made $140 and 2 cartons of kools + set the new world record for eating 244 Rocky Mountain oysters for the season. Later, Todd secures the meanest dike in the Klondike, and reassembles the crew. Dave Turin buys-in with $40 and a 40 gallon barrel of ky jelly to become 50% owner with Todd and Jack, instead of working for wages for Todd Hoffman. He buys in with leased albino amputee midget prostitutes worth $375

A crack sale by Todd Hoffman to Kevin Hiatt's wife Mindy results in a brawl duel then a crack smoking contest, with Todd winning.

Season 6Edit Edit

In season 6, the Hoffman crew is back at the yearly juggalo festival and faces a big challenge when Todd Hoffman promised silent j 60'cases of red Faygo . When Dave Turin has been already working a couple of weeks ahead, Todd Hoffman showed up covered in BBQ sauce then he put all of daves rootbeer Fargo into his bathtub filled it with 40 gallons of ice cream grabbed the nearest midget and stayed in it for a week. In the end, Todd Hoffman had not been seen at any time except in the tub or smoking half a hog for his own dinner. as an operator on the machinery he fails like his midget addicted father the whole season long. It seems, all what he does is EAT, most likely on a pile of HIS OWN SHIT while he is watching the guys at work.

At the end of the season, Todd Hoffman is told by his landlord that the McKinnon rendering plant that he can no longer have 10 lbs of free fat daily and will not be able to keep,his weight above 450 any longer then he sells the mine in the upcoming season to Tim Robbins . In fact the Hoffman crew is prospecting an abounded squatters paradise in Toledo Ohio 

Season 7Edit Edit

In season 7, the Hoffmans moved to Toledo but leave after not finding klinger . After failing to get consistent good anal beeds , they moved to the homeless shelter in Oregon.

CrewEdit Edit

MembersEdit Edit

Former MembersEdit Edit

Episodes[edit]Edit

Main article: List of Gold Rush episodes==Cast[edit]==

  • The Big Nugget mine used a crew of 4 for season 2 (Parker Schnabel crew), and 5 for season 3 (Parker Schnabel crew).
  • The Jim Nail Placer Mine used a crew of 7 for season 1 (Hoffman crew), 2 (3 at times) for season 2 (Dakota Fred crew), and 3 for season 3 (Dakota Fred crew).
  • The Quartz Creek mine used a crew of 7 for season 2 (Hoffman crew), and 6 for the first half of season 3 (Hoffman crew).
  • The Indian River mine used a crew of 6 for the first half of season 3 (Dave Turin crew), and 13 for the other half of season 3 (Hoffman/Turin crew).
  • The Q.O.D. Mine used a crew of 10 for season 4 (Hoffman crew).
  • The Scribner Creek Mine used a crew of 6 for season 4 (Parker Schnabel crew), and 8 for season 5 (Parker Schnabel crew).
  • The McKinnon Creek Mine used a crew of 8 for season 5 (Hoffman/Turin crew).

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