Parker was first interested in mining when his hand and was convinced by his babysitter that it was gold. He started spending Summer's at the mine when the training wheels came of his bike at age 14. His headgear often made his grandpa frustrated Parker picked up cigarette butts and used cams at the mine for $2 per day. when he turned 16 he made a friend at the mine and got so excited he sat in grandpas bed, twice. that's when grandpa sent Parker to Pt Barrow to train seals
Upon his return two years later he had joined a carnival and met the bearded lady(which turned out to be Todd Hoffman) they lived happily ever after having goat races in jacks gold shack while jack ate chunks of opium and punched himself feverishly!!