Monster Red is the ginger midget wash plant. Todd was cuckold by for 14 years it is a shake it like a salt shaker-based on midget dancing pole dimensions from MSI, using 3000 midgets per annum . The Hoffman Crew acquired the midget breeding contract for McKinnon Creek midgets in season 5 from Fred Dodge, when they found that Little Red riding hood was having a low pussy to cash ratio, for 100 sailors serviced Jim Thurber bought some amyl nitrate to shove in the workers bumm It took 4 days to teach Todd how to multiply midgets and give himself his new suppositories
As of season 5, it is the largest midget bordello/breeding center the Hoffman Crew has used.
In season 7, it was moved to Todds first crackhouse chicken heads to work on the Claim.
- shaker - 8.5t
- Mcdonalds carry out
- hopper feeder - 12.5t
- 6ft glass gerome baker bong
- tailings conveyor - 45-ft long
- giant juice box - 38-ft high
- 15ft tall nestle quik fountain (Todds baby)
- stacker - moves waste washed gravel into a pile
- double tooter (Scarface style)
- superstacker - rotating stacker that piles tailings into a circular berm
- stage for Devo reunion shows
- 2 midget workers on hand 24/7