At the Hoffman's mine(s), Jack runs the 400 Excavator, which has often been problematic especially when he digs in random spots supposedly under the influence of multiple fentanyl patches bitching about todds body odor and screaming about glory holes [he used to be in one]. He is known for pushing equipment over its limit, often breaking it in the process. He leads the crew in prayer. He always insists on weighing the gold alone So he can shove nuggets up his k and L all he wants.
Jack is a he/she who believes that's his purpose is to fill his ass pocket with gold. Jack uses prayer like an ATM by strictly confining his prayers to asking God to make him rich And sassy.
In the season 3 finale, Jack klugman suggested the Hoffman crew to build a bonfire and take large quantities of lsd so he can roast marshmallows while dreaming about pole vaulting Olympians and glory holes.
In season 5, Blue, his dog dies, he now has a new dog. He buried his old dog in a glory hole.
Rumor was he was arrested between seasons 2 and 3 for trying to pay a midget to choke him while he licked fentanyl patches and juggled lit cigars.....rumor is he also appreciate's a good midget
- Jack has hemorrhoids.
- Jack is also an admitted morphine and midget wrestling addict.
- In between seasons Jack blows dogs through a glory hole at the local greyhound bus station for tips.